Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the… — Easy A Copy Share Image
All I could think was, 'Great, now I'm a tramp! I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my… — Easy A Copy Share Image
People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. -Olive Penderghast — Easy A Copy Share Image
This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. -Principal… — Easy A Copy Share Image
We've had nine classes together since Kindergarten... ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't because you called it science fiction… — Easy A Copy Share Image
I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or… — Easy A Copy Share Image
Who have you been sleeping with? You tell me right now or I will kill you! -Micah's Mom — Easy A Copy Share Image
Due to his 'condition,' Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than… — Easy A Copy Share Image
I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to The Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com,… — Easy A Copy Share Image
Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody! -Rhiannon — Easy A Copy Share Image
