"What about the dog? Does he have glycoma?……" — Due Date
"What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck. -Border Security Guard"
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32 Quotes by Due Date
Due Date has 32 quotes on this site.
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Dad, you were like a father to me.
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Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands…
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Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted…
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Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But…
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You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state…
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You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay
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Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have…
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Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are…
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Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs…
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Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
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I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay
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More Border Quotes
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It may be proper to observe, that I had now passed the utmost frontier of the white settlements on that…
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House Republicans want to pass a strong border security, illegal immigration bill. We want a bill. There is no ifs,…
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If I was in a refugee camp somewhere on the Pakistani border, of course I'd want to come to Australia.
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Fifty thousand people in Mexico have been murdered. Puerto Penasco, 60 miles south of our border, just had five people…
— Jan Brewer
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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.
— George W. Bush
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Great countries need to secure their border for national security purposes, for economic purposes and for rule of law purposes.
— Jeb Bush
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Prime Minister Benjamin Netyanahu made it real clear. They're willing to be generous on some other concessions but not on…
— Herman Cain
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The real problem is clean up the bureaucracy that people have to deal with to become a citizen the right…
— Herman Cain
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The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?
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We will have a border that is open for business, open for tourism, open for legitimate travelers; but that is…
— Paul Cellucci
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I mean, the sound of an amplified guitar in a room full of people was so hypnotic and addictive to…
— Eric Clapton
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The Border Ballads, for instance, and the Robin Hood Ballads, clearly suppose a state of society which is nothing but…
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