Life Quote by Drake

Girls only like your penis because their mom toldhem to enjoy the little things in life.

— Author Name

Girls only like your penis because thier mom told them to enjoy the little things in life.

— Anonymous

I hate my dick but my girlfriend love my dick,.,.,

— Me

I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucks the fun out of everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Now that you've had her, the next time you see her, do me a favor, ask your girl what my dick taste like????????!!!!!!!!!!!

— Emmure

She said my dick is the best, so when you tryna pull it out.

— Max B

That young 19 years old Caribbean chick, will do any thing I want in bed, she love my dick like that! But she is…

— Glen Rambharack

She likes it my way, My way. You can't satisfy her needs...

— Usher

I know it sounds vulgar but that's the way she like it. Got the world's biggest shh, don't matter, just don't bite it.

— Yung Joc

Ay for real though, the number one question is: why is your girlfriend always where the sexing is?

— Big Sean

If your girlfriend don't like that b*tch, you don't talk to that b*tch.

— Pretty Ladii

I hate boys who think they can just control there girlfriend! Just wait until she finds someone better...dick!

— Anonymous