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Eating Sandwiches Quote by Douglas Adams

“There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do. ''Make 'em dry,'' is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national consciousness, ''make 'em rubbery. If you have to…” quote by Douglas Adams
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““There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do. ''Make 'em dry,'' is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national consciousness, ''make 'em rubbery. If you have to keep the buggers fresh, do it by washing 'em once a week.'' It is by eating sandwiches in pubs on Saturday lunchtimes that the British seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been. They're not altogether clear what those sins are, and don't want to know either. Sins are not the sort of things one wants to know about. But whatever their sins are they are amply atoned for by the sandwiches they make themselves eat.””

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About This Quote

Source Essay: The Salmon of Doubt, 2007

The passage humorously critiques British cultural attitudes toward food, suggesting a national aversion to enjoyable, well‑made sandwiches.

In simple terms: British food habits mocked.

Key Takeaway

Question cultural food norms.

Themes

culture food humor

Mood

ironic playful critical

Type

satirical cultural commentary

When to use this quote

  • cooking classes
  • food journalism
  • cross‑cultural dining
  • menu development

Key Concepts

national identity culinary standards social conformity

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this say about cultural stereotypes?
  • How can food be a bridge across cultures?
A Different Perspective

The satire may oversimplify diverse British tastes.

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