Computers Quote by Douglas Adams

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My weight is a bit like the state of my bank account; if I don't check the balance I can't get upset.”

— Ruth Saberton

“The scale can only tell you what you weigh; not who you are.”

— Steve Maraboli

“What I had not realized is that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal…

— Joseph Weizenbaum

“They said I had to get fatter. I told them my goal was 080.00 and if they wanted my respect, they'd better stop lying…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“I weigh more than I used to. I've been eating a lot of fast food, so I must have put on some muscle—without even…

— Jarod Kintz

“No one ever complained about a fat brain. No one ever accused their brain of being too short or too tall, too wide or…

— Lissa Price

“The computer only gives back ourselves. It is a faithful mirror that reflects the human traits that are brought to it.”

— William Barrett

“Computers are good, but only while they are working. Otherwise, they are no more use than a paperweight”

— Farahad Zama

“Anything you can do, but the computer can do it better than you. That's not a skill!”

— Rafaa Khiari

“If you want to improve your self-worth, stop giving other people the calculator.”

— Tim Fargo

“The truth is that computer science is not really about the computer. It is just a tool to help you see ideas more clearly.”

— Carlos Bueno