"While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass……" — David Letterman
"While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut."
More Bypass Quotes
- Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California… — Roseanne Barr
- At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! — Joan Rivers
- McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of… — George Carlin
- Within the mind there are no lies-no possibility of deceiving oneself; and yet, somehow we all manage to bypass the… — Wes Fesler
- The methods that will most effectively minimize the ability of intruders to compromise information security are comprehensive user training and… — Kevin Mitnick
- Amateurs... venture into scenes that a writer with more experience (and more professional concern) would bypass or eschew altogether. — Norman Mailer
- If a scene or a section gets the better of you and you still think you want it-bypass it and… — John Steinbeck
- I'd always admired writers. I'd always loved words on a page. Somehow, words seemed to bypass image and get straight… — Rosie O'Donnell
- Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people… — Douglas Adams
- Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. — Mary Blakely
- Nature holds the beautiful, for the artist who has the insight to extract it. Thus, beauty lies even in humble,… — Albrecht Durer
- Yeah. I started using them [SDD-3000s] shortly after first working with Edge on The Unforgettable Fire. Basically, I stole his… — Daniel Lanois