Quote by David Klass

“Okay, that’s it. I’m sleeping with my clothes on. Who wants to face a convicted felon in your pajamas?”

— Gennifer Choldenko

“You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John

“You threw eggs at her head. Odds are she's dumping you anyway.”

— Cath Crowley

“I am only an egg.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“ No, no, not this one. She's a bad egg," she'd say until she was red in the face.”

— Amanda Hocking

“it is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.”

— annie dillard

“don't put all your eggs in one bastard”

— Meredith Schorr

“We're talking your wife for an eggshell; that brand of jerk.”

— Bratniss Everclean

“You don't worry about dropping the eggs until you're almost home.”

— Stephen King

“She knows I did not come this evening to fertilize her. She knows there is something germinating inside me which will destroy her.”

— Henry Miller