You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. — David Klass Copy Share Image
“The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. You don't know me at all.” — David Klass Copy Share Image
You may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. — David Klass Copy Share Image
I'm the beacon of hope, and I have mental powers you never dreamed of. Now be quiet. — David Klass Copy Share Image
But something cannot be made out of nothing. Dust rose in the air, caught the rays of the sun for a brief moment and… — David Klass Copy Share Image
“I do not want to alarm her with the thought that we are being stalked by a convicted egg roll felon.” — David Klass Copy Share Image
I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a musical sound.… — David Klass Copy Share Image
“Believe me, if Archimedes ever had the grand entrance of a girl as pretty as Gloria to look forward to, he would never have… — David Klass Copy Share Image
Are you by any chance acquainted with the words 'steel toe'? Or do the words 'permanent dent' mean anything to you?" My locker door… — David Klass Copy Share Image
“Shed stallion stands in surf gazing out to sea. So large. So noble. Once so powerful. Now completely defeated and alone.” — David Klass Copy Share Image
“The piece you have written for us is called "The Gambol of the Caribou." Now, Mr. Steenwilly, I don't mean to be critical. What… — David Klass Copy Share Image
You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness. — David Klass Copy Share Image
“My mother is no longer shouting or shaking me, but she is still holding me very tightly. Even though I didn't speak out loud,… — David Klass Copy Share Image
“The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future.… — David Klass Copy Share Image
