Pussy Quote by DaShanne Stokes

“It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.”

— R.K. Lilley

“It went against the Man Code of Conduct—like failing to leave a buffer urinal when taking a leak next to another dude in a…

— Julie James

“Did you hear about the toilet being stolen from the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.”

— Dave Barry Alan Zweibel

“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”

— Tina Fey

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters on the toilet seat at the office.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No, I've been doing this myself forever. I could have gone in here myself, but my daddy doesn't want me to get raped. That…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“Who the fuck keeps a house this clean? Why is this bathroom so goddamn spotless? Only a metrosexual, prissy fuckwit son of a cock-gobbling…

— Derek Adam

“You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“leaving up toilet seats is for guys who have sex with their socks on.”

— Nicola Rendell

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“No one has the right to pee on your dreams!”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican