"Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as……" — Darynda Jones

"Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick."

— Darynda Jones

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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…

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More Carrot Quotes

This quote is filed under Carrot Quotes, one of 74 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to… — Mario Batali
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne
You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time… — Lou Barletta
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games)… — Bob Schneider
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's… — Anton Chekhov
I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin
I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus, this is… — Chael Sonnen
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our antimaterialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is… — Edward Abbey
Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell… — Thom Yorke
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say… — Martin Mull
If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook… — Chuck Jones

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