Aunt Quote by Darren Criss

My aunts still try to fatten me up.

— Randy Wayne White

You know that one auntie, you don't wanna be rude, ...But every holiday, nobody eatin' her food.

— Kanye West

“I slip into the seat behind hers and take a mouthful of the coffee, wincing at the heat. “Apologies. I neglected to eat supper.”…

— Pierce Brown

You know what, we're very skinny in our family.

— Ashley Scott

Oh, I am such a little piggy. Everyone is always mad at me because I eat so much. They're like, 'How are you so…

— Joyce Giraud

Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums.

— Imelda Marcos

Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!

— Anonymous

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Will you folks excuse me, I have to go to…

— Jarod Kintz

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'

— Joan Rivers

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on…

— Cilla Black

I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my…

— Marsha Warfield

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!

— Napoleon Dynamite