Quote by Daphne du Maurier Download Open image ““If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong.”” — Daphne du Maurier ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“And perhaps one day, in after years, someone would wander there and listen to the silence, as she had done, and catch the whisper… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
