"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding……" — Daniel Tosh

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• Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if… — Pietro Aretino
• I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
• About half my designs are controlled fantasy, 15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs. — Manolo Blahnik
• In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of… — Julia Child
• I think one of the terrible things today is that people have this deathly fear of food: fear of eggs,… — Julia Child
• Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that. — Fiona Apple
• The coffee was boiling over a charcoal fire, and large slices of bread and butter were piled one upon the… — Charles Dickens
• Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every… — Barack Obama
• I have a most peaceable disposition. My desires are for a modest hut, a thatched roof, but a good bed,… — Heinrich Heine
• See with what entire freedom the whaleman takes his handful of lamps-often but old bottles and vials, though. ... He… — Herman Melville
• In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
• All well-regulated families set apart an hour every morning for tea and bread and butter — Joseph Addison

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