"Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it……" — Daniel Handler
"Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to be keeping an eye on it while you were at the grocery store. You might also look for someone who has a lot of extra children sitting around, with long, suspicious explanations for how they got there."
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495 Quotes by Daniel Handler
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