Quote by Daniel Handler Download Open image ““You fat bitch !" he said, and the party gasped like a Greek chorus.”” — Daniel Handler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You fat fuck,” I said and jumped up and decked him. I broke his jaw, and they expelled me permanently on the spot. Naturally,” — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
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“Oh come on. You treat her like a Greek goddess and act like a lap dog around her. It is embarrassing.” — Wesley Chu Copy Share Image
“Not only did he have the body of a Greek fucking god, but his smile, his eyes, and his laugh lit my life.” — Adriane Leigh Copy Share Image
“I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Go ahead, spit it out,” she muttered. “You look…” Like a goddess of love and war and hope and ecstasy. Like a glimmering star… — Christie Golden Copy Share Image
“He grinned, attention dropping to my mouth. “I guess I better get busy persuading, then.” A soft kiss, then deeper. Then a growl. “Jesus,… — Cara McKenna Copy Share Image
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“So much has happened, boys," he said, draping one hand over the back of a chair and pointing at them with the other. "Came… — Edward W. Robertson Copy Share Image
“Great,” Jason grumbled. “If you hear a loud, girlish scream that is suddenly cut short, don’t bother running in. Just come and get what’s… — Joshua Dalzelle Copy Share Image
“When Johnson started singing, he seemed like a guy who could have sprung from the head of Zeus in full armor.” — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four, which would end the game at not, so I just let the small handful sparkle and puff a bit, each one a thrill, a tiny delicious jolt for each part I remembered, until I burned my… — Daniel Handler Copy Share
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
