"Show me a woman who is prouder of……" — Cynthia Heimel
"Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores."
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31 Quotes by Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel has 31 quotes on this site.
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There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for…
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Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken…
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the…
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We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really…
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One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations…
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The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming…
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Dogs are us, only innocent.
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual…
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one…
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
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More Clean Quotes
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one of 1,938 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
— Eric Bana
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Living in Cambridge, with nature and everything, it's so clean.
— Syd Barrett
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Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source…
— Scott Adams
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Unlike 'real relationships', 'virtual relationships' are easy to enter and to exit. They look smart and clean, feel easy to…
— Zygmunt Bauman
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We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean…
— Ed Begley, Jr.
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I don't think it's too hippie to want to clean up the planet so you don't wind up dying of…
— Jello Biafra
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
— Lewis Black
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I do think one should have clean feet.
— Manolo Blahnik
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If you really believe that you're making a difference and that you can leave a legacy of better schools and…
— Michael Bloomberg
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
— Erma Bombeck
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First time he kissed me, he but only kissed The fingers of this hand wherewith I write; And, ever since,…
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll…
— Charles Bukowski
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