"One does not have to sleep with, or……" — Cynthia Heimel
"One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney."
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31 Quotes by Cynthia Heimel
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There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the…
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We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really…
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The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming…
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Dogs are us, only innocent.
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual…
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one…
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
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Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
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