"Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a……" — Cynthia Heimel

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand… - Cynthia Heimel

"Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot."

— Cynthia Heimel

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