Cynthia Heimel Quotes

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• There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
• I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock band (Moby Grape)…
• Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume…
• Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.
• We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs.…
• One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and…
• The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish. If we didn't,…
• Dogs are us, only innocent.
• Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable…
• All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy…
• When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
• Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
• Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged…
• Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.
• With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some…
• Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet.
• Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents.
• In New York we have streets exploding and innocent Buddhist girls being stabbed in the neck and cabdrivers refusing to help her. If we happen…
• In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By…

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