"A woman needs a man like a fish…" — Cynthia Heimel
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net."
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31 Quotes by Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel has 31 quotes on this site.
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There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
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I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for…
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Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken…
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the…
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We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really…
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One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations…
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The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming…
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Dogs are us, only innocent.
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Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual…
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one…
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.
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More Fish Quotes
This quote is filed under Fish Quotes,
one of 1,421 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do?…
— Dave Attell
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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
— Douglas Adams
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What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish,…
— Pedro Calderon de la Barca
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
— Dave Barry
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or…
— Dave Barry
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A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?
— Drew Barrymore
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I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny…
— Victoria Beckham
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I'm a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lots of fruit. I don't eat…
— Victoria Beckham
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This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of…
— Aneurin Bevan
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I attempted to fish in Scotland and I managed to hook a dog. It was a horrible moment but the…
— Emily Blunt
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I did go into the Amazonian region of Brazil. They have prehistoric river fish that weigh in at around 600…
— Anthony Bourdain
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