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“A cow of an awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

— Mason Cooley

“A cow of awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of each water molecule into the shape of a…

— Jarod Kintz

“They examine me like I’m a cow at a 4-H auction. I try not to moo.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Moo”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“I thought I heard a cow mooing in Seese's back yard. Later on, later down the road, as they say, I would learn that…

— Roland Merullo

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

— Ogden Nash

Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his…

— Rick Riordan

“My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.”

— Jarod Kintz

“And what does a cow say?” Carter yelled. “Mooooooooo!” The kids shouted. Except for Katie Bell, who barked.”

— Lucy Score

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler