Belts Quote by Rick Riordan

“And what does a cow say?” Carter yelled. “Mooooooooo!” The kids shouted. Except for Katie Bell, who barked.”

— Lucy Score

“Yeah!” Coach Hedge pumped his fists in the air. He was drenched from his horns to hooves, but grinning like a crazy goat. “Do…

— Rick Riordan

Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...

— Rick Riordan

“ Okay," Coach Hedge whispered. "Here's the plan-" Leo elbowed him " You are not charging him alone!" "Aw, c'mon.”

— Rick Riordan

“He called me a piece of cow poop!" "Oh, really?" I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah! I was just talking to him, and he was…

— Kenzie Western

“You don’t want to hurt Cameron’s car, now do you? She didn’t mean to hit you.” As she spoke to the huge animal, she…

— Marie Force

Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth…

— Rick Riordan

“Do you know who I am, you sodding barn animal?" he hissed. The publican gurgled. "I'm Jack fucking Winter." Jack said, releasing him with…

— Caitlin Kittredge

“Tallow turned the corner into Bat and Scarly's office to be greeted by a large plastic robot on the bench waving its arms and…

— Warren Ellis

“All right, cupcakes!” Coach Hedge yelled.”

— Rick Riordan

“A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a large farm. He asked for and was given a tour. As…

— Osho

“I still remember "the mighty Cros" visiting the ranch in his van. That van was a rolling laboratory that made Jack Casady's briefcase look…

— Neil Young