"That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are……" — Craig Ferguson
"That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site.
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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If…
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When migraines briefly became a campaign issue for me, it appeared that political foes were maybe playing the gender card.
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I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of…
— Victoria Beckham
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I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but…
— Justin Bieber
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Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside…
— Michael Bloomberg
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We have to get control of our borders. You can only do that if you make companies obey the law…
— Michael Bloomberg
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After this interview, I'm going to immigration to try to sort out my Green Card, just like any other normal…
— Emily Blunt
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Both my mum and dad were great readers, and we would go every Saturday morning to the library, and my…
— Geraldine Brooks
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And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any…
— Madeleine Albright
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I am an immigrant with a Green Card and, therefore, I am not eligible to vote in a federal election.
— David Byrne
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The way to connect with voters on the plan is to simply give the facts. Fifty per cent of taxpayers…
— Herman Cain
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get…
— Adam Carolla
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