"Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why……" — Craig Ferguson
"Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012"
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site.
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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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More Calendar Quotes
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I have my whole life organized on an 11x17-inch tear-away weekly calendar.
— Brooke Burke
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Father Time is not always a hard parent and though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his…
— Charles Dickens
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There are only two days on my calendar... today and the day of judgment
— Martin Luther
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It's been just a year since the RNC committed to revamp the way they help our candidates with its 'Growth…
— Karl Rove
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These are islands in time - with nothing to date them on the calendar of mankind. In these areas it…
— Harvey Broome
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Eternity is not an unending succession of days in the calendar, but something more like the supreme moment of satisfaction,…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The…
— Clifton Fadiman
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God has a thousand-year calendar with only one day marked on it. It is marked “TODAY”.
— Reinhard Bonnke
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When you're depressed, there's no calendar. There are no dates, there's no day, there's no night, there's no seconds, there's…
— Rod Steiger
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I'm an atheist. But I absolutely love religions and the rituals. Even though I don't believe in God. We celebrate…
— Jodie Foster
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You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows…
— Homer
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For many of us, sadly, the spirit of Christmas is "hurry". And yet, eventually, the hour comes when the rushing…
— Burton Hill
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