"I knew that I had been partially right……" — Craig Ferguson
"I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson has 182 quotes on this site.
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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful -…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going…
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
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