"Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy……" — Craig Ferguson
"Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance."
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182 Quotes by Craig Ferguson
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