Quote by Corey Taylor

“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”

— L.D. Davis

“He was one of those who looked like a genius. I looked like a dishwasher so these types always pissed me just a bit.”

— Charles Bukowski

“Dress kinda tough-like ‘ya, I can handle toilets.’ Dress with authority over a toilet.”

— Ashley Alcantar

“he still looked like a preppy douchebag who wore sweaters tied around his neck like some Ivy League pedophile to me.”

— Tijan

“Uh, you're the fashionable expert here. I just sort of throw on things that don't have holes in them and hope for the best.…

— Sara Wolf

“Was he nice to look at? Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes! But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness…

— Barbie Bohrman

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able to see. And my shoes were so brown that…

— Jarod Kintz

“I went into the men's room and stared in the mirror at my face in disgust. I looked like I knew something, but it…

— Charles Bukowski

“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

“Then I grew into my ugly, said plenty, dropping quarters at the coin laundry. The sound of water turning over water was a comfort,…

— Collier Nogues

“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“It was just that I couldn’t allow myself to hope I’d ever see him wearing no bathing suit at all.”

— André Aciman