"My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is……" — Conan O'Brien
"My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site.
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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More Achieved Quotes
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I fully expected that, by the end of the century, we would have achieved substantially more than we actually did.
— Neil Armstrong
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We never had planned to hijack a ship. We never thought of any war plans outside the Palestinian lands. We…
— Abu Abbas
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By striving to do the impossible, man has always achieved what is possible. Those who have cautiously done no more…
— Mikhail Bakunin
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As a lawyer, as a private citizen, you see a lot of injustice. You see a lot of people who…
— David Baldacci
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will…
— Dave Barry
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Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity that was at hand.
— Bruce Barton
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Governing today means giving acceptable signs of credibility. It is like advertising and it is the same effect that is…
— Jean Baudrillard
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People I respect complimenting me on my work in fashion is more exciting to me than anything I ever achieved…
— Victoria Beckham
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Goodness is achieved not in a vacuum, but in the company of other men, attended by love.
— Saul Bellow
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Permanent success cannot be achieved except by incessant intellectual labour, always inspired by the ideal.
— Sarah Bernhardt
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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,…
— Kathryn Bigelow
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If I get to be a legend, I've achieved my goal.
— Usain Bolt
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