"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating……" — Conan O'Brien
"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site.
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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More Cream Quotes
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one of 640 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.
— Nicholson Baker
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Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.
— Samuel Beckett
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It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
— Jim Bishop
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Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.
— Jeff Bridges
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I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night…
— Bill Bryson
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England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high…
— Bill Bryson
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other…
— Adam Carolla
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I know I have to run 20 more minutes if I eat ice cream. Basically, I eat everything, but I…
— Jackie Chan
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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Both Mitt and I have summer places up in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipesaukee. And a few summers ago I…
— J. W. "Bill" Marriott, Jr.
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Why don't you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I'm a little low in sugar and I…
— Barbra Streisand
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