Quote by Colleen Hoover

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like…

— Emo Philips

“On the other hand, we are not given a Book of Mormon for some time, just when Christopher had begun to feel insulted. It…

— Liz Stephens

“It is astonishingly satisfying to look at him and think Closet Case, and know he can read my mind as he looks away flushed.…

— Augusten Burroughs

“At this point, caffeine wasn't for pleasure, it was sheer survival.”

— Stormy Smith

“He's not recruiting me to the oiled-up Gay Bliss Club of Northern Utah, but to the LDS Church.”

— Christina Lauren

“played the chameleon once again while trying to appease both sides. At the same time, as I came to know my sexuality and accept…

— Charles Benedict

“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an epiphany." "Shit,…

— J.C. Isabella

“I took a fresh mug of coffee. Grilling grieving families always goes down better with caffeine.”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.”

— Robyn Schneider

“Did you wake up feeling particularly gay this morning?”

— Laney Cairo

“for at least one high-octane cup of caffeine.”

— Cindy Sample

“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?' 'Do I look like an oxymoron to you?' 'An oxymormon.”

— David Ebershoff