Basement Quote by Clarence Thomas

I remember when I was prosecutor we had truancy and curfew issues and we made a refrigerator magnet, and that was hot with parents.…

— Amy Klobuchar

If I were to sign it now, I'd be committing forgery. I'd be putting my 1943 signature on a canvas painted in 1922.

— Pablo Picasso

I've signed peoples' parole cards at book signings and it's very touching.

— John Waters

This evening, while signing my name on a painting, I was thinking I might stop signing my cheques.

— Robert Genn

If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church.

— George Carlin

Your yearbook is now worthless with my signature.

— Anonymous

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

— David Cross

If I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me, threatening the life it belongs to.

— Anna Nalick

I don't have my diploma from the University of Nebraska hanging on my office wall, and I don't have my diploma from Columbia up…

— Warren Buffett

Old or new, the only sign I always try to rid my books of (usually with little success) is the price-sticker that malignant booksellers…

— Alberto Manguel

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

— Jim Davidson

I have thousands of tapes, and photos and fliers, letters, posters, artwork - basically everything that ever happened, I kept. I'm not a hoarder,…

— Ian MacKaye