Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will…

— Kristie LeVangie

“A good old custom. Always fornicate Between clean sheets and spit on a well-scrubbed floor.”

— Christopher Fry

“all I was doing was sweeping everything under my bed. My room would look spotless but it was actually still a disgusting mess. The…

— James Altucher

“He just cleaned the bathroom.” “So?” “I’ve been sending samples into the lab when I got bored. They are as of yet unidentified. It…

— Amy Lane

“I felt bad about dirtying their comforter with my nasty clothes, but who knew what might happen later. If something else bizarre went down…

— Mike Mullin

“The soft-spoken words fell off the side of the bed, emptying to the floor like powder.”

— Markus Zusak

“The room stank of semen and smoke and sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap.”

— Annie Proulx

“Bed sheet, if you please. I’ll leave my dignity here.”

— Frank Tuttle

“Lying on his bed feels like wiping my dirty peasant feet on the throne.”

— Holly Black

“I suppressed a shudder at the image. Blood is so very gross to me. If I give myself a paper cut, I nearly hyperventilate.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who Love you.”

— Norlito Baclayen

“You need to stop. That is so hot, you’re making me wet.” “Eww, are you wearing knickers under there?” “Nope. So expect a snail…

— Lesley Jones