Christmas tree Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Jeez! I thought you said you were just gonna set up the tree? It looks like Santa shit Christmas in here!”

— Toni Aleo

“Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree.”

— Charlotte Carpenter

“A few minutes later we pulled up in front of a nondescript office building. I paid the driver and we got out. The rain…

— Barry Eisler

“There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.”

— Jenny Han

“I don't remember getting out of the elevator and going through the lobby. Everything is becoming increasingly foggy. I just find myself standing in…

— Nicole Christie

“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Christmas was almost four months in the rearview mirror, and there was something awful about Christmas music when it was nearly summer. It was…

— Joe Hill

“In the dark, the little live Christmas tree, two feet tall, sparkled with tiny colored lights, like the tears I saw glistening in my…

— V.C. Andrews

“The Christmas Tree, I swear, is so large it looks like it gave birth to the one in Rockefeller Center.”

— Julie Sarff

“I grew up on a Christmas tree farm in Reading, PA. It was the most magical fun childhood. We had grape arbours and we…

— Taylor Swift

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.”

— Larry Wilde

“Well, then,' said Peter, 'I guess we'll just have to find a cab.' Peter said this in the manner of a cowboy telling the…

— James Collins