Baseball Quote by Chuck Klosterman

“In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn't seem to care.” quote by Chuck Klosterman — Download Open image

“In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn't seem to care.”

Chuck Klosterman

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