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“If you don’t quit following me, I will kill every man you’ve got. I’ll burn down your house and rearrange your furniture. I will not pray for you and not for your children and not for your children’s children. I’ll get inside your dreams. I will contact Roberto Duran. We’re very close friends. Did…” quote by Chuck Klosterman — Download Open image

““If you don’t quit following me, I will kill every man you’ve got. I’ll burn down your house and rearrange your furniture. I will not pray for you and not for your children and not for your children’s children. I’ll get inside your dreams. I will contact Roberto Duran. We’re very close friends. Did you know that? Do you understand me? Good.””

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