"Now that I have children, I realize taking……" — Chris Rock
"Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world."
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161 Quotes by Chris Rock
Chris Rock has 161 quotes on this site.
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too -…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got…
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get…
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When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress…
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I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we…
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The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently;…
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There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
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People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile.
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It is that range of biodiversity that we must care for - the whole thing - rather than just one…
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
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Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.
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On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me…
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you…
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An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and…
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