Quote by Chris Gethard Download Open image ““As luck would have it, I happened to have a top hat that I previously wore to my junior prom.”” — Chris Gethard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat.” — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
“Ever had one of those days you couldn’t hit the ground with your hat?” — Waylon Jennings Copy Share Image
“He was a man who always gave the impression of wearing a top hat, even when he was not.” — Judy Budnitz Copy Share Image
“It was a well-known fact that Will did not own a single suit or anything nearly so nice. So everyone had teased him about… — Anne K. Riley Copy Share Image
“If one could have any girl one wanted at the drop of a hat, would one want one?” — Suzanne Stroh Copy Share Image
“In the last twenty-four hours, I had been on the wild trail, forth and back, highs and lows, daytime and night. And I had been tied, gagged, hit on the head countless times, and chased (well most times I just chased myself). I had also stood in front a crowd and carried them along. All these things were things that… — Lawal Salami Copy Share
“it wasn't the wearing of the hat that counted so much as having one to wear. Every trade, every craft had its hat.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“My homecoming dress had the exact pattern as the dress in the dream. The dress itself was completely different, but the pattern was identical.” — Stacy Claflin Copy Share Image
“On the smooth brown hair was a hat that had been taken from its mother too young.” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“You ready?” he turned to face me. “Ready as I’m going to get,” I smiled and wished like hell I’d brought a hat. I… — P.J. Nunn Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards and cracked driveways - your typical North Jersey neighborhood, with all the odd hidden darkness that that implies. — Chris Gethard Copy Share
I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No matter how frustrating this can be, I am very lucky that I have been able to cobble together a little life, in which (comedy) is what I do. I am certainly not in danger of getting… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image