Changed Quote by Chinua Achebe

“I would not say no to a tortoise, I said.”

— Jessica Grant

“Tortoises are incredible creatures," Dad says earnestly. "What they lack in elegance and beauty they more than make up for in the ability to…

— Holly Smale

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

— Terry Pratchett

“I have learned that a man who makes trouble for others is also making it for himself.”

— Chinua Achebe

“You cannot know what I do not tell you, yet you will be judged harshly for not knowing.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Never tell a man all about yourself, it's bound to lead to trouble.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“You're going to have to do something about yourself. Nobody can do it tor you.”

— Anonymous

“A man who knows what other men know,know nothing for they all know the same”

— Anonymous

A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.

— Chinua Achebe

“Nothing got more serious than allowing a tortoise to crawl across your kitchen floor.”

— J. Lynn

“Even those who have an air of being wise judge of others only, and do not know themselves. It cannot be in reason to…

— Yoshida Kenko

“I also know that a man, by the way he lives his life, can quickly invalidate whatever arguments or advice he presents to others…

— John Bunyan