Chihuahua Quote by Cheech Marin

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their…

— Elizabeth Perkins

I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the same house,…

— George Lopez

I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people…

— Jayne Mansfield

The typical large company has a compensation committee, They don't look for Dobermans on that committee, they look for chihuahuas.

— Warren Buffett

If you're doing a family movie, you don't want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or…

— Joe Dante

That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park,"…

— Kevin Hearne

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there…

— Jack Handey

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a…

— Dana Gould

Long-haired Chihuahuas have no notion they are bite-sized.

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

“Another of the great civilizations, the Aztecs, raised a breed of hairless chihuahuas especially for eating. When the Conquistadors arrived and found dog on…

— Medlar Lucan

No need to kill everyone. They know not to let their Chihuahuas piss on my lawn

— Richard Kadrey

“I don't live by the fuckin Dow Jones anymore. I live by the Tao, Jones.”

— Minister Faust