Computers Quote by Charles Yu

The microprocessor is a miracle.

— Bill Gates

“How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! " ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”

— Various

“Mental health is important. It’s as important as your physical health. What good is your computer if your processor is broken? I”

— Thea de Salle

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on. (Hint: hitting it in various patterns and…

— Jarod Kintz

Computer users soon learn that the miraculous powers of personal computers are based on avoidance of error.

— Robert Burchfield

“A computer does two things, and two things only: it performs calculations and it remembers the results of those calculations.”

— John V. Guttag

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

— Anonymous

You don't have conversations with microprocessors. You tell them what to do, then helplessly watch the disaster when they take you literally!

— David Brin

I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do…

— Agatha Christie

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, one of which is…

— Tom Gilb

“I have the brain of a malfunctioning supercomputer!”

— Steven Magee

“Be careful, and go slowly. Computers are intolerant of mistakes; they do just what you tell them to do, not what you meant for…

— Peter H. Gregory