Funny Quote by Charlaine Harris

“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”

— Dolly Parton

“until Eric had explained that it was really just an excuse for a guy to rub his penis all over a girl and not…

— Shayla Black

“So does that mean we get Eric, too?" Willa said. "Because Eric is definitely hot, and if I had my choice I'd take Eric…

— Ridley Pearson

“You can be flat on your ass but still be a winner.”

— Charles Ayres

“Eric likes to do what he likes, when he likes, because he likes it - and then fuck off. We'd all want a bit…

— Howard Wilkinson

“I’ve been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest myself,”

— Marie Force

“With a huge effort, Eric reined himself in. “When you smell like that,” he said, “I just want to fuck you and bite you…

— Charlaine Harris

“Eric: ''What part do you like best?'' Sookie: ''oh your butt'' Eric: ''My...Bottom?'' Sookie: ''yep”

— Charlaine Harris

“Victory is sweet, but sweeter when your opponent is butt-ass naked in defeat.”

— Allison Brennan

“I mean if I wanted to get myself off I just squeezed my legs together, rocked back and forth and thought of Eric from…

— Lucinda Lane

“I'd always been leery of Eric, but I'd appreciated his mischief, his single-mindedness, and his flair. If you could a vampire had jois de…

— Charlaine Harris

“I am certain that Eric will get the job. His career path is very straight, like that of an arrow to its target. If…

— Weike Wang