Skip to content

Awesomesauce Quote by Celia Kyle

“Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar. Only they limited escape routes to five. Apparently little Victoria was hugely paranoid. “Fine,” Wren huffed. “She has fifty-two and a half.” Liam had to bust in then…” quote by Celia Kyle
Download Open image
““Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar. Only they limited escape routes to five. Apparently little Victoria was hugely paranoid. “Fine,” Wren huffed. “She has fifty-two and a half.” Liam had to bust in then. This was getting too good not to participate. “Fifty-two and a half?” He pushed away from the wall and flopped into a chair across from the irate woman. “Well, fifty-two complete routes and the half is more of a ‘run around in a circle and scream because she’s totally fucked in a bad way’ plan. Somehow it involves the Goodyear blimp and Jolly Ranchers.” The woman grimaced, and he couldn’t restrain his wide smile.””

Celia Kyle

About This Quote

Source Novel: Unknown title, likely contemporary fiction

A character humorously lists an overwhelming number of escape plans, highlighting absurdity and paranoia in trying to control outcomes.

In simple terms: Too many plans become ridiculous and counterproductive.

Key Takeaway

Limit plans and focus on realistic options.

Themes

paranoia control absurdity planning humor

Mood

ironic lighthearted satirical

Type

narrative dialogue humorous

When to use this quote

  • escape planning
  • team dynamics
  • stress relief
  • creative problem solving

Key Concepts

overplanning risk management psychology

Questions to Reflect On

  • Are you overcomplicating your goals?
  • How does humor help cope with stress?
A Different Perspective

Too many options can paralyze decision making.

2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings)

More by Celia Kyle

Explore all 19 Celia Kyle quotes

More Awesomesauce quotes

Browse all 7 Awesomesauce quotes