Quote by Celia Kyle Download Open image ““You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”” — Celia Kyle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t supposed to… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“There’s this whole quote about you can’t lose what you never had, you can’t keep what’s not yours, and you can’t hold onto something… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.” — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, I tried to be normal. It was around the same time I thought I was wrong. Thank God they were… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“They say good boys are found in all corners of the earth. What the idiots never realized is that the fucking earth is round.… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“She stepped away and then whipped her head over her shirt and tossed it aside, her shorts soon following, and then the cougar was… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“It sounded like a good idea at that time. And I figured I could apologize later. Apparently that only works in theory.” — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —” — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“Life is not WYSIWIG. There is no ‘what you see is what you get’ thing going on. Because, hey, people wear clothes and stuff.… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
