“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!” — Celia Kyle Ass Sniffing Copy Share Image
“It sounded like a good idea at that time. And I figured I could apologize later. Apparently that only works in theory.” — Celia Kyle Good idea Copy Share Image
“Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t… — Celia Kyle Control Men Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, I tried to be normal. It was around the same time I thought I was wrong. Thank God… — Celia Kyle Apocalypse Copy Share Image
“She stepped away and then whipped her head over her shirt and tossed it aside, her shorts soon following, and then the… — Celia Kyle Tossed Copy Share Image
“They say good boys are found in all corners of the earth. What the idiots never realized is that the fucking earth… — Celia Kyle Nature Copy Share Image
“There’s this whole quote about you can’t lose what you never had, you can’t keep what’s not yours, and you can’t hold… — Celia Kyle Copy Share Image
“Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems… — Celia Kyle Best friend Copy Share Image
“One small crack in your heart does not mean it’s broken. It means you need superglue. Or” — Celia Kyle Crack Heart Copy Share Image
“Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs,… — Celia Kyle Humor Copy Share Image
“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —” — Celia Kyle Drive Copy Share Image
“Even a righteous man who views murder as sin will kill if he feels the cause is just and right. That is… — Celia Kyle Righteous man Copy Share Image
“Life is not WYSIWIG. There is no ‘what you see is what you get’ thing going on. Because, hey, people wear clothes… — Celia Kyle Life Copy Share Image
“Callum, she pulled the 'Kickass Sister Card.' Learn it, live it, love it, and call it yours because God and everyone takes… — Celia Kyle American express Copy Share Image
“Before long she lay naked on the carpet, breathing heavily. Inhaling deeply she raised her attention to him, and he smiled, preparing… — Celia Kyle Kitten Copy Share Image
“Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar.… — Celia Kyle Awesomesauce Copy Share Image
