« All Youre Quotes · Jeff Ross's Page
Youre Quotes by Jeff Ross
- Gilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. Im impressed youre here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes and take a week off work just to do this.…
- Ice T you f*ckin fossil. Youre so old, the first thing you bought with your record deal money was your freedom. On your first album,…
- Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
- George Hamilton, youre like Tang. Youre dry and orange and nobody has given a f*ck about you since 1968.
- Youre a walking tumor. Actually, its a big deal when you spot a tumor.
- You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like Michael Lohan.
More Youre Quotes
- Forgive yourself for believing that youre anything less than beautiful. — Iyanla Vanzant
- I dont know what it is about the open road that makes it so appealing. Maybe its because when youre headed somewhere,… — Unknown Author
- Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry. — Johnny Carson
- When it comes to love, always be open. Because the second youre not pining after a boy, or a boyfriend, amazing love… — Emma Roberts
- Youre still beautiful to me, cause youre my mom. — Eminem
- Just be yourself, the minute you start being yourself youre gonna win. — Eminem
- I think Im extremely vulnerable and that in some ways I seek out rejection. Never feeling like youre getting that pat on… — Skeet Ulrich
- That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and… — Drew Barrymore
- I think if you go from show to show without doing that big PR blitz its helpful because people can get pretty… — Jane Curtin
- Making music, if youre a real musician, you carry on, regardless in this world. — Joe Cocker
- I know that in order to be considered successful, youre supposed to do two or three movies a year. I only work… — Meg Tilly
- Every person is so different and I dont think there is an exact match for every person. If you meet someone and… — Amanda Bynes