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- Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
- Gilbert Gottfried is famously cheap. Im impressed youre here Gilbert. You gotta buy new clothes and take a week off work just to do this.…
- You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like Michael Lohan.
- Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up.
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