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Adam Carolla has 101 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your…
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They…
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
— Don Drysdale
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Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.
— Meyer Lansky
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As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend…
— Glenn Reynolds
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One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen,…
— Judy Sheindlin
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Having the USDA design your food pyramid is like having Al Capone do your taxes.
— Caldwell Esselstyn
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You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime.
— Barack Obama
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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.
— Augusten Burroughs
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There's not an appropriations bill in the last 10 years that the-that Democrats passed in the Congress. We haven't spent any money…
— Chaka Fattah
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Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble.
— Richard M. Nixon
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So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and…
— Penn Jillette
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If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil.
— J. Paul Getty
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We've got to be explicit that the road to greater economic success does not lie in this cosy assumption that you can…
— Gordon Brown
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