Your Taxes Quotes
32 quotes by 27 authors
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When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
— Don Drysdale
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Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund.
— Meyer Lansky
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As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend your taxes, it…
— Glenn Reynolds
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One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your…
— Judy Sheindlin
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Having the USDA design your food pyramid is like having Al Capone do your taxes.
— Caldwell Esselstyn
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You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime.
— Barack Obama
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I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.
— Augusten Burroughs
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There's not an appropriations bill in the last 10 years that the-that Democrats passed in the Congress. We haven't spent any money of your taxes…
— Chaka Fattah
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Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble.
— Richard M. Nixon
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So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer…
— Penn Jillette
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If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil.
— J. Paul Getty
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We've got to be explicit that the road to greater economic success does not lie in this cosy assumption that you can move from a…
— Gordon Brown
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As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it`s the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you…
— Lily Allen
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I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes!
— Bill James
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Those public employee union bosses think they already control the legislators, they already control everyone up there in Sacramento, and now, because they have the…
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off a debt if…
— Will Rogers
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I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases…
— Wavy Gravy
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My mom has always been my champion. She was very smart and grounded. She said, 'Save your money. Pay your taxes. Don't put everything in…
— Queen Latifah
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I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not…
— Barack Obama
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But let me perfectly clear, because I know you'll hear the same old claims that rolling back these tax breaks means a massive tax increase…
— Barack Obama
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