Your Taxes Quotes

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When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes. — Don Drysdale
Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. — Meyer Lansky
As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend your taxes, it… — Glenn Reynolds
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your… — Judy Sheindlin
Having the USDA design your food pyramid is like having Al Capone do your taxes. — Caldwell Esselstyn
You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime. — Barack Obama
I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways. — Augusten Burroughs
There's not an appropriations bill in the last 10 years that the-that Democrats passed in the Congress. We haven't spent any money of your taxes… — Chaka Fattah
Make sure you pay your taxes; otherwise you can get in a lot of trouble. — Richard M. Nixon
So many people say, â€˜You know, your taxes arenâ€™t taken by force,â€™ and thatâ€™s foolish. If you donâ€™t pay your taxes and you donâ€™t answer… — Penn Jillette
If you get up early, work late, and pay your taxes, you will get ahead -- if you strike oil. — J. Paul Getty
We've got to be explicit that the road to greater economic success does not lie in this cosy assumption that you can move from a… — Gordon Brown
As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it`s the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you… — Lily Allen
I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes! — Bill James
Those public employee union bosses think they already control the legislators, they already control everyone up there in Sacramento, and now, because they have the… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off a debt if… — Will Rogers
I was at the 1976 Republican Convention in Kansas City. I was running 'Nobody for President' at the time. I printed up these press releases… — Wavy Gravy
My mom has always been my champion. She was very smart and grounded. She said, 'Save your money. Pay your taxes. Don't put everything in… — Queen Latifah
I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not… — Barack Obama
But let me perfectly clear, because I know you'll hear the same old claims that rolling back these tax breaks means a massive tax increase… — Barack Obama

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