Your Pants Quotes

116 Your Pants quotes by 96 unique authors

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak
You can't keep your hands off me, or your pants on. See what you've done to me? — Lana Del Rey
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your pants. — Hussein Nishah
A friend is someone who makes you smile, but a real friend is someone who makes you laugh until you pee your pants — Unknown Author
Hey sexy! shut the door pull down your pants, get on top of me satisfy your needs. Lot's of love your toilet — Unknown Author
Dear Gangsta, if you pulled up your pants maybe you could run from the cops faster. — Amanda Roberts
Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come with… — Hank Moody
I wanna get inside your pants No offence, but I'm sure they won't fit you. — Unknown Author
No one cares what you think they only think about what you got in your pants — JUSTCHILL:D
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton your pants — Nikhil Saluja
Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you feel the true warmth. — Jessica
Oh Darling! when you said you had a small gift for me, I thought you were going to unzip your pants again ... — Manish Bhagtani
I miss cutting you hair inside your pants. hahaha — Meicee29

Who Wrote These Your Pants Quotes

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