Your Pants Quotes
116 Your Pants quotes by 96 unique authors
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Belts are only good for holding up your pants
— Bruce Lee
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Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed.
— Paul Newman
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You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants.
— Mark R. Woodward
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When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when…
— Michael Richards
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Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.
— Mac Davis
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You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.
— Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
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Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.
— Ray Davies
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Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
— Frank Zappa
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Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with…
— Kent V. Flannery
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There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and…
— Arnold Newman
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
— Mickey Rivers
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If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants…
— William Shatner
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If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and…
— Jock Sturges
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It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on.
— Carnie Wilson
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You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.
— Bill Watterson
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Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating…
— Dr. Seuss
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When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie!
— George W. Bush
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Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it's there and sitting down on it…
— E E Cummings
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The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha.…
— Simone Elkeles
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Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.
— Christopher Paul Curtis
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I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
— Christopher Moore
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Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants…
— E L Konigsburg
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Put any woman in an area run mostly by men and rumors will fly. Unless you make it very clear that you are off limits,…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.
— Karen Marie Moning
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I’m going to be exposed, aren’t I? (Acheron) I don’t know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Who Wrote These Your Pants Quotes
96 authors contributed a total of 116 Your Pants Quotes, led by these top contributors: