Your Pants Quotes

116 Your Pants quotes by 96 unique authors

Belts are only good for holding up your pants — Bruce Lee
Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. — Paul Newman
You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants. — Mark R. Woodward
When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when… — Michael Richards
Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend. — Mac Davis
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances. — Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? — Frank Zappa
Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with… — Kent V. Flannery
There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and… — Arnold Newman
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. — Mickey Rivers
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants… — William Shatner
If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and… — Jock Sturges
It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on. — Carnie Wilson
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. — Bill Watterson
Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating… — Dr. Seuss
When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! — George W. Bush
Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in your pants and forgetting it's there and sitting down on it… — E E Cummings
The reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha.… — Simone Elkeles
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore
Finish. The difference between being a writer and being a person of talent is the discipline it takes to apply the seat of your pants… — E L Konigsburg
Put any woman in an area run mostly by men and rumors will fly. Unless you make it very clear that you are off limits,… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants. — Karen Marie Moning
I’m going to be exposed, aren’t I? (Acheron) I don’t know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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